Your Mad Libs Guide to Phone Sex

We're hopping in a sexual time machine, and heading to a interval when telephones had been for talking—not texting or FaceTiming or eggplant emojis. Oh yeah, we're about to phone intercourse it up.

Since most of us have on no account tried old-school phone intercourse, in any case not inside the closing decade, we have now created a simple, scandy script (with the help of relationship skilled Jane Greer, Ph.D., for a hot-and-bothered convo—nevertheless there's a hilarious catch: It's Mad Libs sort.

Let’s get it on:

I get so excited merely desirous about you correct now and what you might be __(-ing verb)__.

Can you undo one amongst your__(noun)__? Can you feel me __(-ing verb)__ at you? Are you starting to get __(adjective)__ and __(adjective)__?

I'm feeling so __(adjective)__, are you feeling __(adjective)__ and __(adjective)__?

Inform me what you need me to do if I was there.

The place would you want me to __(verb)__ you?

Would you prefer it __(adjective)__ and __(adjective)__ or __(adjective)__ ,__(adjective)__ , and __(adjective)__ ?

The place would you want me to position my __(noun)__? Have you ever ever been naughty and need some __(noun)__ licking?

The place would you want me to start __(-ing verb )__ you: __(noun)__ to __(noun)__ or from the __(noun)__ up?

I can actually really feel your __(noun)__ on my __(noun)__. I would really like you to __(verb)__ me to a__(noun)__ music.

Let me put my __(noun)__ in your pants. Does it actually really feel like _(adjective)____?

My __(noun)__ seems prefer it'll __(verb)__, are you with me? Are we going to__(verb)__ collectively?

Wow, you truly understand how to __(verb)__. I will probably be desirous about the best way you __(verb)__ my__(noun)__ until I see you as soon as extra.